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The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; s...

短小幽默的英语小故事 1.Lady First 女士优先 A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it i...

邻居是个胖男人,明显的将军肚。前天和媳妇吵架,媳妇说日子不能过了要离婚,这货说,我以前也是帅小伙,现在你把我肚子搞大了要抛弃我,没门。媳妇含着泪笑了。。。

An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden. He wrote to his son about it, and ...

He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰...

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故事 十块糖 Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?” 妈妈问儿子:“吉姆, 如果你有10块糖,吃了4块,那你还有几块糖?” “Ten.” Jim says. “10块。”吉姆说。 “Then,” Moth...

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好...

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Delicious! A Hollywood producer was determined to give his mothera birthday gift that would be better than any his brothers weregiving her. He heard about an amazing bird which could talk intwelve languages and sing ten famou...

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