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The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; s...

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He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰...

幽默小故事 short humorous stories

He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰...

Where is the egg? Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"? Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday. Teacher:Then where is the “egg"? Student:In the cake,Sir. 翻译: 鸡蛋在哪里? 老师:你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗? 学...

故事 十块糖 Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?” 妈妈问儿子:“吉姆, 如果你有10块糖,吃了4块,那你还有几块糖?” “Ten.” Jim says. “10块。”吉姆说。 “Then,” Moth...

An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden. He wrote to his son about it, and ...

On his deathbed poor Lubin lies; His spouse is in despair; With frequent sobs and mutual cries; They both express their care. “A different cause,”says Parson Sly, “The same effect may give: Poor Lubin fears that he may d...

Last Sunday, I went grocery shopping, and Tom. We intend to buy milk, and some stationery. Because milk drinking at home soon, and I have school, and you want to add stationery. We love a home department to the door, to see ins...

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