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The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; s...

小编提示:为了让网友们查看以下的幽默小故事,特地奉上了中文翻译..希望网友们看的开心!.. 1.Difference "I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering course...

He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰...

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短小幽默的英语小故事 1.Lady First 女士优先 A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it i...

邻居是个胖男人,明显的将军肚。前天和媳妇吵架,媳妇说日子不能过了要离婚,这货说,我以前也是帅小伙,现在你把我肚子搞大了要抛弃我,没门。媳妇含着泪笑了。。。

He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰...

man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "Go...

Bad Day——倒霉的一天 There was a guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stayed like that for half an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up next to him, took the drink from the guy, and drank it all dow...

5 min cooked a steak and a steak cooked 8 Why not say hello because they are unfamiliar!一个5分熟的牛排和一个8分熟的牛排为什么不打招呼,因为他们.......不熟!

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